MUSIC: Laura's Theme (credit music) 5.3MB
MUSIC: Steele's Theme (variation) 6.4MB
MUSIC: Steele's Theme (Open music season 3&4)5.68MB
STEELE: I'm a man who enjoys impossible challenges.
LAURA: I've worked too hard to risk everything just to get my teeth rattled.
STEELE: I never carry cash, it's so bulky
LAURA: I hate it when you're nice to me.
STEELE: Steele here. LAURA: What do you want?
STEELE: Maybe we can discuss this over a brandy and some tortillas
STEELE: You lived with a man who wears white belts? Am I disappointed.
PHILLIPS: Afraid you'll have a smidgeon of pleasure with your business? LAURA: When I'm in the market for pleasure Mr. Phillips, I want a lot more than a smidgeon.
LAURA: What I wouldn't give for a nice juicy murder.
STEELE: Steele Here
STEELE: Remington Steele never shows up wrinkled
LAURA: I don't know what to say. STEELE: Say yes and let me make up the question.
LAURA: You're all alike. Your hearts are in your pants and your brains are in your heads
LAURA: This is Laura Holt P.I, lets sweat some info out of these turkeys and split
LAURA: Mr. Steele.
LAURA: Stop that Zorro!
LAURA: After awhile it gets just as predictable as any other job; find a body, find some clues, find the killer.
STEELE: I think someone is shooting at us. LAURA: Why? STEELE: Because we're kissing, someone always shoots at us when we're kissing.
STEELE: It's not how many times life knocks you down it's many times you pick yourself back up.
LAURA: Someone is going around killing bachelors. In that case Laura will you marry me?
My lord that's disgusting. STEELE: Thank you I did attempt to reach the height of depravity with that one.
LAURA: As far as you and Mr. Steele are concerned, I wouldn't be too quick to celebrate victory, we haven't even put on the gloves yet.
LAURA: Let's just say I have a soft spot for charming men with mysterious pasts.
STEELE: Aren't' you at all intrigued by a grown gentleman playing detective. LAURA: You forget I live with that every day.
STEELE: We'll deal with my lust at a more appropriate time.
STEELE: By the way, the name's Steele, Remington Steele.
LAURA: We never close.
LAURA: Working in the trenches while a figurehead basks in the spotlight, it's enough to drive anyone to murder.
MILDRED: It's bad enough to be kidnapped but to be returned.
LAURA: I was willing to risk everything on the next roll. STEELE: It just makes you human Laura, appealingly human.
LAURA: Stop that nun!
LAURA: You only want to talk about things when you've got me in a clench. STEELE: Who said anything about talking?
STEELE: Miss Holt what's life without a little mystery.
KEYS: Miss Holt I always thought you were an innocent dupe. LAURA: I'm flattered.
Laura: I'm not your little woman, I'm not anybody's little woman.
Steele: Haven't you got any other friends?