- Isn't it crazy how slaying always
makes you hungry and horny?
- Obviously something in your
bottle needs uncorking.
- Whatever, I'm not looking to hug
and cry and learn and grow.
- Check out the lust bunnies.
- All the sweating nightly side by
side action and you never put in for a little after hours uuh!
- If you don't get in a good slaying
you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good uuh!
- I've had my share of losers but
you boinked the undead
- Eventually I just had to face
up to my destiny as a loser magnet
- I mean you like him, when you think
about him you get that good down low tickle right?
- I'm not looking to hug and cry
and learn and grow I'm just saying it happened quick.
protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?
- Don't even
tell me little miss tightly wound has been getting her naughty on.
- Thank God we're hot chicks with superpowers.
- Demons, vampires, women in the
none of that freaks me out. Wood: "The first finds your Achilles
heel." Faith: "It does a heel thing
- I got mad skills
- Who gave you permission to
exist? Do I horn in on your private conversations? No. Why? Because your boring.
- Willow, nice dress good to know
you've seen the softer side of Sears
- What is your childhood trauma?
- This is all about me, me, me, me!
- Giles: I don't recall ever seeing
you here. Cordelia: Oh no, I have a life.
- Do you know what you need Xaner
besides a year supply of acne cream? A brain.
- We're all still routing for you
on Saturday I'd be there myself if I didn't have a leg wax.
- These men are rich and I'm not
- Buffy you may be hot stuff when
it comes to demonology or whatever but when it comes to dating, I'm the slayer.
- Groping in a broom closet isn't
dating. You don't call it a date till the guy spends money.
- How about because your a tiny
impotent nazi with a bug up your butt the size of an emu.
- ....I was using the phrase watch
her back as a euphemism for look at her butt.
- We're all concerned about how
gross you look
- Make me yak!
- I could dress more like you
but my father has a job.
- You mean because the only guy who
ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?
- Xander: It looks good on you
Cordelia: Well duh.
- You got fired and you still hang
around like a big loser, why can't he?
- I'm sorry Buffy this
conversation is reserved for those who actually have a future.
- I still have knee marks on my
- See in the end Buffy's just the runner
up, I'm the queen.
God I am so bored! (from
- I love you, even if your covered
- Things used to be pretty simple
hundred years just hanging out, feeling guilty really honed my brooding skills.
- Passion rules us all and we
- Don't worry rollerboy.
- Know what the worst part was?
Pretending I loved you, if I'd known how easily you'd give it up I wouldn't have even
- You got a lot to learn about men
kiddo, I guess you proved that last night.
- It's good to have the taste
of a slayer back in my mouth it's like cigarettes just when I thought I'd quit.
- Angel's speech
about passion (100kb zip)
- ....and the rest
- Grrr argg
- The Master: Oh
good the feeble banter portion of the fight.
- Puppet: You're
strong, athletic, limber...nubile.
- Dru: Grrruff,
- Mayor: That's
one spunky little girl you've raised, I'm going to eat her."
- Wesley: Very hot
- Oz: I got all
teared up when they played we are family
- Joyce: Screw
- Stoner Vamp: The
best part was when you ragged on her clothes she was like "No, not the
- Oz: Let the
- Dracula: You
are strange and off-putting, go now.
- Riley: I'm
here to violate your first born never goes over with parents.
- Harmony: I'm
gonna steak you! I'm coming after you you bad evil vampire, and I'm going to slay you!
- Andrew: You
saw her she's a truck driving magic mama...
flaying of Warren Mears, that was water cooler vengence, Lloyd has a scetch
of it on his wall.
it's like somebody slaughtered an Ambercrombie and Finch catolog.
- Andrew: It
eats you starting with your bottom.
- Dawn: I'm
the pushy queen of slut town.
- Dru: Little
girls tear so easily, like pink paper.
- Andrew: Faith
was seduced by the dark side, she wrapped evil around her like an evil
- Andrew: I
am bad, I'm evil, but I'm proteced by powerful forces you can't begin to
- Andrew: I don't think I'll be okay,
I'm cool with it. I think I'll finish out as one of those lame
humans trying to do what's right.
- Andrew: It was cold last night and the wind was cruel, but the slayer
had a job to do.
- Andrew: Buffy and Spike have some kind of history, you can feel the heat
- Dawn: I can't take you in a fight or anything but you do sleep, if you
hurt my sister at all you'll wake up on fire.
- Evil Trio Sing
- Hush Song
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