Buffy Sound Shrine





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Isn't it crazy how slaying always makes you hungry and horny?
Obviously something in your bottle needs uncorking.
Whatever, I'm not looking to hug and cry and learn and grow.
Check out the lust bunnies.
All the sweating nightly side by side action and you never put in for a little after hours uuh!
If you don't get in a good slaying you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good uuh!
I've had my share of losers but you boinked the undead
Eventually I just had to face up to my destiny as a loser magnet
I mean you like him, when you think about him you get that good down low tickle right?
I'm not looking to hug and cry and learn and grow I'm just saying it happened quick.
Your protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?
Don't even tell me little miss tightly wound has been getting her naughty on.
Thank God we're hot chicks with superpowers.
Demons, vampires, women in the penitentiary, none of that freaks me out. Wood: "The first finds your Achilles heel." Faith: "It does a heel thing too?"
I got mad skills



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Who gave you permission to exist? Do I horn in on your private conversations?  No. Why? Because your boring.
Willow, nice dress good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears
What is your childhood trauma?
This is all about me, me, me, me!
Giles: I don't recall ever seeing you here. Cordelia: Oh no, I have a life.
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Do you know what you need Xaner besides a year supply of acne cream? A brain.
We're all still routing for you on Saturday I'd be there myself if I didn't have a leg wax.
These men are rich and I'm not being shallow.
Buffy you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever but when it comes to dating, I'm the slayer.
Groping in a broom closet isn't dating. You don't call it a date till the guy spends money.
How about because your a tiny impotent nazi with a bug up your butt the size of an emu.
....I was using the phrase watch her back as a euphemism for look at her butt.
We're all concerned about how gross you look
Make me yak!
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I could dress more like you but my father has a job.
You mean because the only guy who ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?
Xander: It looks good on you   Cordelia: Well duh.
You got fired and you still hang around like a big loser, why can't he?
I'm sorry Buffy this conversation is reserved for those who actually have a future.
I still have knee marks on my back.
See in the end Buffy's just the runner up, I'm the queen.

God I am so bored! (from Angel)



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I love you, even if your covered in slime.
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Things used to be pretty simple hundred years just hanging out, feeling guilty really honed my brooding skills.
Passion rules us all and we obey.
Don't worry rollerboy.
Know what the worst part was? Pretending I loved you, if I'd known how easily you'd give it up I wouldn't have even bothered.
You got a lot to learn about men kiddo, I guess you proved that last night.
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It's good to have the taste of a slayer back in my mouth it's like cigarettes just when I thought I'd quit.
Angel's speech about passion (100kb zip)
 ....and the rest
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Grrr argg
The Master: Oh good the feeble banter portion of the fight.
Puppet: You're strong, athletic, limber...nubile.
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Dru: Grrruff, bad dog.
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Mayor: That's one spunky little girl you've raised, I'm going to eat her."
Wesley: Very hot
Oz: I got all teared up when they played we are family
Joyce: Screw you.
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Stoner Vamp: The best part was when you ragged on her clothes she was like "No, not the ensemble!"
Oz: Let the horrors begin
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Dracula: You are strange and off-putting, go now.
Riley: I'm here to violate your first born never goes over with parents.
Harmony: I'm gonna steak you! I'm coming after you you bad evil vampire, and I'm going to slay you!
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Andrew: You saw her she's a truck driving magic mama...
Dehofran:The flaying of Warren Mears, that was water cooler vengence, Lloyd has a scetch of it on his wall.
Dehofran:Breathtaking, it's like somebody slaughtered an Ambercrombie and Finch catolog.
Andrew: It eats you starting with your bottom.
Dawn: I'm the pushy queen of slut town.
Dru: Little girls tear so easily, like pink paper.
Andrew: Faith was seduced by the dark side, she wrapped evil around her like an evil mexican serabie.
Andrew: I am bad, I'm evil, but I'm proteced by powerful forces you can't begin to imagine...little girl.
Andrew: I don't think I'll be okay, I'm cool with it.  I think I'll finish out as one of those lame humans trying to do what's right.
Andrew: It was cold last night and the wind was cruel, but the slayer had a job to do.
Andrew: Buffy and Spike have some kind of history, you can feel the heat but...
Dawn: I can't take you in a fight or anything but you do sleep, if you hurt my sister at all you'll wake up on fire.
Evil Trio Sing
Hush Song
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