Buffy sounds




: I won't wear my button that says"I'm a slayer ask me how"; Hi I'm an enormous slut; First of all what's with the outfit, you look like DeBarge.; Giles I'm 16 years old, I don't want to die.; If the apocalypse comes, beep me.; Mom I've accepted that you had sex I am not ready to accept that you had Farrah hair.; I think I speak for everyone when I say huh?; We saved the world I say we party.; When he wakes up tell him..I don't know, think of something cool, tell him I said it.; Get down with your bad self.; Giles: I guess you're right. Buffy: 2 points for the slayer while the watcher has yet to score.

: Giles: Because you are the chosen one. Buffy: Just this once I'd like to be the overlooked one.; Giles:You have responsibilities..Buffy: Oh I know this one Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, I'm so stuffy give me a scone.; That was about equal parts protecting me and copping a feel right?; It never stops, do think I chose to be like this?.... I would love to be upstairs watching TV.... but I have to save the world, again.; Hello lover.; You can't leave me I can't do this alone.; Note to self religion freaky; Miss Calendar said you were a babe, she said you were a hunk of burning something or other.; Hi honey I'm home.; Go ahead kick my ass.; Sorry but I'm an old fashioned gal I was raised to believe men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.; Pathetic much?; You never held out on me until the big bad thing in the dark became my ex-honey
: What's with all the sin?I need to change, I'm dirty, I'm bad with the sex and the envy and the.. I just suck at undercover.; My Life happens to on occasion suck beyond the telling of it.; Great thing about being a slayer, kicking ass is comfort food.; Fire bad, tree pretty.; I just love it when you take charge you man you.; You had sex with Giles? On the hood of a police car? Twice?; We can work out after school, you know if your not too busy having sex with my mother.; Holly God you're Willow.; Alright I get it your evil, do we have to chat about it all day.; Demon: You have no idea what your dealing with? Buffy: Let me guess, is it evil?; You had to tie me up to beat me. There's a word for people like you Faith , loser.; You know Giles, all slay all the time.; Who are you? How could you do this to me? Giles: I'm deeply sorry Buffy: If you touch me I'll kill you.; G: You can't walk home alone Buffy it isn't safe. B: I don't know you.; Bite me.; What about home schooling? It's not just for scary religious people any more.

: Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life? Buffy: No because you're very old and it's gross.; Remember before you became Hugh Hefner, when you used to be a watcher?; Oh I'm not really into porn I mean I'm trying to cut way back.; You have butt face; So Willow's not driving stick anymore.; I feel an attack of dumb blond coming on.; I'm dying for a good slay.; Walsh: We thought you were a myth. Buffy:"You were mythtaken."; I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckle and your eyes rolled up..........(speech to Spike); I'm a slut.; Tara: Said he a ww..ww. Buffy: ww..ww..w You gonna get that sentence out some time tonight.; You mean the camo and stuff? On me it's going to look all Private Benjamin, don't worry I patrolled in this halter many times.; I like my evil like I like my men, evil, you know, straight up black hat, tied to the train tracks.....; You can't do that it's wrong, I'll kick your ass!; You can't do that it's wrong.

: Dracula: I am Dracula. Buffy: Get out!; Ultimate driving machine my ass!; There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to make your ass hurt.; Oh Spike you're the big bad, your the big bad.; Dawn: What are you doing? B: My boyfriend, go away.; The who whating how with huh?; Dawn the hardest thing in this world is to live in it.; I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.; It wouldn't be you Spike, it would never be you, you're beneath me.; We're you born this big a pain in the ass?; Oh Spike devour me.; Darn your sinister attraction.; All prayin no slayin.

: I'm using you, I can't love you. I'm just being weak and selfish ....... I'm sorry William.; My hat has a cow.; It's over.; You smelled the smell?; Bleeh! (Buffy's wiskey sound); Retail? I'd rather be dead, again.; Life is stupid.; A vampire with a soul, how lame is that?; They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel, guess they were a train.; Repeat until insane.; I am not your girl, you don't have a soul there is nothing good or clean in you.....; This is Hell.; Goodnight bitch.

: That's where I go to get my scorn on.; "I'm the law" speech; That might be the best thing I ever had in my mouth.; All right, saddle up.; That bitch!; Guardian: What's your name? Buffy:"Buffy." Guardian: "No, really."; Your my strength Xander, your the reason I made it this far, I trust you with my life.; I'm beyond tired, I'm beyond scared, standing on the mouth of Hell and it's going to swallow me whole and choke on me.; There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil and that's us.


12-23-01
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