Buffy Sound Shrine




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I won't wear my button that says"I'm a slayer ask me how"
Hi I'm an enormous slut
First of all what's with the outfit, you look like DeBarge.
Giles I'm 16 years old, I don't want to die.
If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
Mom I've accepted that you had sex I am not ready to accept that you had Farrah hair.
I think I speak for everyone when I say huh?
We saved the world I say we party.
When he wakes up tell him..I don't know, think of something cool, tell him I said it.
Get down with your bad self.
Giles: I guess you're right. Buffy: 2 points for the slayer while the watcher has yet to score.
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Giles: Because you are the chosen one.  Buffy: Just this once I'd like to be the overlooked one.
Giles:You have responsibilities..Buffy: Oh I know this one Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, I'm so stuffy give me a scone.
That was about equal parts protecting me and copping a feel right?
It never stops, do think I chose to be like this?.... I would love to be upstairs watching TV.... but I have to save the world, again.
Hello lover.
You can't leave me I can't do this alone.
Note to self religion freaky
Miss Calendar said you were a babe, she said you were a hunk of burning something or other.
Hi honey I'm home.
Go ahead kick my ass.
Sorry but I'm an old fashioned gal I was raised to believe men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.
Pathetic much?
You never held out on me until the big bad thing in the dark became my ex-honey
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What's with all the sin?I need to change, I'm dirty, I'm bad with the sex and the envy and the.. I just suck at undercover.
My Life happens to on occasion suck beyond the telling of it.
Great thing about being a slayer, kicking ass is comfort food.
Fire bad, tree pretty.
I just love it when you take charge you man you.
You had sex with Giles?  On the hood of a police car? Twice?
We can work out after school, you know if your not too busy having sex with my mother.
Holly God you're Willow.
Alright I get it your evil, do we have to chat about it all day.
Demon: You have no idea what your dealing with?  Buffy: Let me guess, is it evil?
You had to tie me up to beat me. There's a word for people like you Faith , loser.
You know Giles, all slay all the time.
Who are you? How could you do this to me? Giles: I'm deeply sorry Buffy: If you touch me I'll kill you.
G: You can't walk home alone Buffy it isn't safe.  B: I don't know you.
Bite me.
What about home schooling?   It's not just for scary religious people any more.
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Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?  Buffy: No because you're very old and it's gross.
Remember before you became Hugh Hefner, when you used to be a watcher?
Oh I'm not really into porn I mean I'm trying to cut way back.
You have butt face
So Willow's not driving stick anymore.
I feel an attack of dumb blond coming on.
I'm dying for a good slay.
Walsh: We thought you were a myth. Buffy:"You were mythtaken."
I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckle and your eyes rolled up..........(speech to Spike)
I'm a slut.
Tara: Said he a ww..ww.  Buffy: ww..ww..w You gonna get that sentence out some time tonight.
You mean the camo and stuff?   On me it's going to look all Private Benjamin, don't worry I patrolled in this halter many times.
I like my evil like I like my men, evil, you know, straight up black hat, tied to the train tracks.....
You can't do that it's wrong, I'll kick your ass!
You can't do that it's wrong.
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Dracula: I am Dracula.  Buffy: Get out!
Ultimate driving machine my ass!
There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to make your ass hurt.
Oh Spike you're the big bad, your the big bad.
Dawn: What are you doing?  B: My boyfriend, go away.
The who whating how with huh?
Dawn the hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.
It wouldn't be you Spike, it would never be you, you're beneath me.
We're you born this big a pain in the ass?
Oh Spike devour me.
Darn your sinister attraction.
All prayin no slayin.
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I'm using you, I can't love you.   I'm just being weak and selfish ....... I'm sorry William.
My hat has a cow.
It's over.
You smelled the smell?
Bleeh! (Buffy's wiskey sound)
Retail?  I'd rather be dead, again.
Life is stupid.
A vampire with a soul, how lame is that?
They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel, guess they were a train.
Repeat until insane.
I am not your girl, you don't have a soul there is nothing good or clean in you.....
This is Hell.
Goodnight bitch.
That's where I go to get my scorn on.
"I'm the law" speech 
That might be the best thing I ever had in my mouth.
All right, saddle up.
That bitch!
Guardian: What's your name?  Buffy:"Buffy." Guardian: "No, really."
Your my strength Xander, your the reason I made it this far, I trust you with my life.
I'm beyond tired, I'm beyond scared, standing on the mouth of Hell and it's going to swallow me whole and choke on me.
There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil and that's us.
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