- I won't wear my button that
says"I'm a slayer ask me how"
- Hi I'm an enormous slut
- First of all what's with the
outfit, you look like DeBarge.
- Giles I'm 16 years old, I don't
want to die.
- If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
- Mom I've accepted that you had
sex I am not ready to accept that you had Farrah hair.
- I think I speak for everyone when I
- We saved the world I say we party.
- When he wakes up tell him..I
don't know, think of something cool, tell him I said it.
- Get down with your bad self.
- Giles: I guess you're right.
Buffy: 2 points for the slayer while the watcher has yet to score.
- Giles: Because you are the
chosen one. Buffy: Just this once I'd like to be the overlooked one.
- Giles:You have
responsibilities..Buffy: Oh I know this one Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah,
blah, I'm so stuffy give me a scone.
- That was about equal parts
protecting me and copping a feel right?
- It never stops, do think I
chose to be like this?.... I would love to be upstairs watching TV.... but I have to save
the world, again.
- Hello lover.
- You can't leave me I can't do
- Note to self religion freaky
- Miss Calendar said you were a babe,
she said you were a hunk of burning something or other.
- Hi honey I'm home.
- Go ahead kick my ass.
- Sorry but I'm an old fashioned
gal I was raised to believe men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.
- Pathetic much?
- You never held out on me until
the big bad thing in the dark became my ex-honey
- What's with all the sin?I need to
change, I'm dirty, I'm bad with the sex and the envy and the.. I just suck at undercover.
- My Life happens to on occasion
suck beyond the telling of it.
- Great thing about being a
slayer, kicking ass is comfort food.
- Fire bad, tree pretty.
- I just love it when you take
charge you man you.
- You had sex with Giles? On
the hood of a police car? Twice?
- We can work out after school, you
know if your not too busy having sex with my mother.
- Holly God you're Willow.
- Alright I get it your evil, do we
have to chat about it all day.
- Demon: You have no idea what your
dealing with? Buffy: Let me guess, is it evil?
- You had to tie me up to beat me.
There's a word for people like you Faith , loser.
- You know Giles, all slay all the
- Who are you? How could you do this to
me? Giles: I'm deeply sorry Buffy: If you touch me I'll kill you.
- G: You can't walk home alone Buffy it
isn't safe. B: I don't know you.
- Bite me.
- What about home schooling?
It's not just for scary religious people any more.
- Giles: I'm not supposed to have a
private life? Buffy: No because you're very old and it's gross.
- Remember before you became Hugh
Hefner, when you used to be a watcher?
- Oh I'm not really into porn I mean
I'm trying to cut way back.
- You have butt face
- So Willow's not driving stick
- I feel an attack of dumb blond
- I'm dying for a good slay.
- Walsh: We thought you were a
myth. Buffy:"You were mythtaken."
- I could ride you at a gallop until
your legs buckle and your eyes rolled up..........(speech to Spike)
- I'm a slut.
Said he a ww..ww. Buffy: ww..ww..w You gonna get that sentence out some time
- You mean the camo and stuff?
On me it's going to look all Private Benjamin, don't worry I patrolled in this
halter many times.
- I like my evil
like I like my men, evil, you know, straight up black hat, tied to the train
- You can't do that it's wrong, I'll kick your ass!
- You can't do that it's wrong.
- Dracula: I
am Dracula. Buffy: Get out!
- Ultimate driving machine my
- There's nothing like getting
your ass kicked to make your ass hurt.
- Oh Spike you're the big bad, your
the big bad.
- Dawn: What are you doing? B:
My boyfriend, go away.
- The who whating how with huh?
- Dawn the hardest thing in this
world is to live in it.
- I can't resist the sinister
attraction of your cold and muscular body.
- It wouldn't be you Spike, it
would never be you, you're beneath me.
- We're you born this big a pain
in the ass?
- Oh Spike devour me.
- Darn your sinister
- All prayin no slayin.
- I'm using you, I can't love you.
I'm just being weak and selfish ....... I'm sorry William.
- My hat has a cow.
- It's over.
- You smelled the smell?
- Bleeh! (Buffy's wiskey sound)
- Retail? I'd rather be
- Life is stupid.
- A vampire with a soul, how lame
- They were supposed to be my light
at the end of the tunnel, guess they were a train.
- Repeat until insane.
- I am not your girl, you don't
have a soul there is nothing good or clean in you.....
- This is Hell.
- Goodnight bitch.
- That's where I
go to get my scorn on.
- "I'm the
- That might be
the best thing I ever had in my mouth.
- All right,
- That bitch!
- Guardian: What's your name?
Buffy:"Buffy." Guardian: "No, really."
- Your my strength Xander, your the reason I
made it this far, I trust you with my life.
- I'm beyond tired, I'm beyond scared, standing on the mouth of Hell and it's
going to swallow me whole and choke on me.
- There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil and that's
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