- Buffy: So you
like to party with the students, isn't that kind of Skanky? Giles:
Oh right this is me having fun.....
- B:Read me the
signs tell me my fortune, you're really a lot of help with all of your books! G:
I don't suppose I am.
- G: Another
date don't you do anything else? B:There's never been another date, this
is my maiden voyage.
really campaigning for bitch of the year. Buffy: As defending
champion you nervous?...
- Angel: This
isn't some fairy tale when I kiss you you don't live happily ever after. B When
you kiss me I wanna die.
robbery that's new. How interesting. B: I know you meant to say gross and
- Buffy: Have I
ever let you down? Giles: Do you want me to answer that or should I just
- B: Can't you
put your foot down? G: It is down. B: One of
these days you're going to have to get a grown up car.
- Cordy: Why are
these things always happening to me. Xander: (Coughs) Karma
- Buffy: You must be
so disappointed in me." G: No, I'm not" B:
"It's all my fault." G: "I don't believe it is. Do you
want me to wag my finger at you and tell you you acted rashly? You did and I can
- C:What does this
one do? G: It asks endless questions so that nothing gets done. C:
Wow there's a demon for everything..
- W: Sorry how all
this ended up with me almost shooting you and all. Oz: Sorry I
almost ate you.
have you ever heard of tact. Cordy: Tact is just not saying true stuff.
- Xander: Can I just say guuoow!
Buffy: I see your guuoow and raise you a nuueww!
- Xander: I don't want to use
force. Willow: Force is OK.
- B:This is
Giles. Faith: If I knew they came this young and hot I would have
requested a transfer. B: Raise your hand if ooo.
- Buffy: "Was I
not good?" Angel"You were great, I thought
you were a pro."
- Buffy: "I
want my life to be with you." Angel: "I
- Buffy: "Angel!
I love you." Angel "I love you too.'
I'll call you."
was truly the finest of all of us." Xander "Way better than
me." Giles: "Much Much better."
was too easy." Willow :"I felt cheap"
- Angel: You still
my girl? Buffy: Always.
- Faith: Tell
me you don't get off on this Buffy: Didn't suck
- Wes: A good
slayer is a cautious slayer. Buffy: Is he evil?
- Cordy:Crazy Freak! Buffy:
- Buffy: You really
love Xander? Cordy: He kind of grows on you, like a chia pet.
- Xander: "He's
evil again." Angel: "I'm not evil, I haven't been evil for a
"Payback's a bitch." Willow "Look who's talking."
- X: "Happy
Thanksgiving." W: "Xander!" G:"You
look like death." W:"Are you OK?" B:
"You didn't bring rolls?"
- Spike" Do
you know why I hate you Summers" Buffy "Cause I'm a stuck
up tight ass with no sense of fun?"
you love me?" Oz "In my whole life I've never loved anything
- W: You can't
handle Tara being my girlfriend. X: Tara's your girlfriend? G: Bloody
- Xander: How?
What? How? Giles: Three excellent questions.
- G:We can't let
you go until we know if your impotent or..Spike: Hey! G:Sorry
poor choice of words. B: Flaccid?
- Spike: You are
one step away missy. Buffy: Giles help he's going to scold me.
- Spike: What are
you looking at? B: The man I love.
- B: You're a
pig Spike. S: Ya well I'm not the one who wanted wind beneath my wings
for the first dance.
- Anya: I'm imagining having sex with him
again. Buffy: Imaginary
Xander is quite the machine.
- Willow: She's out with Riley, you know how it is with a spankin new
boyfriend. A: Yes, we've enjoyed spanking
- B:Giles are you
breaking up with your car G: Well it did seduce me, all red and sporty.
B: Little 2 door tramp.
- G: He had a
very specific olfactory presence. X: Well I guess we're off to the
olfactory, I hate that place.
- B:What are you
doing here? Five words or less. S: Out... for... a... walk...
talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand year old ex-demon. Anya:
Willow's a demon?!
chicks are so hot. W: You couldn't have figured that out in 10th grade?
- B: Mr.Giles
will stay here as my official watcher reinstated at full salary. Giles:
- A:Look at them all ogle no cash it's
un-American. G: Appalling it's
almost as if they think money can't buy happiness.
- B: I do want you,
being with you makes things simpler for a little while. Spike: I don't
call 5 hours straight a little while
- Spike: This is worse
then is it? This is you telling me.. Buffy: It's over.
- Buffy: Tell me you
love me. Spike: I love you. You know I do. Buffy:
Tell me you want me. Spike: You know I do.
- Buffy: Just
let me go Spike: I can't I love you. Buffy: No you
don't. Spike: Do you think I haven't tried not to?
- Anya: Ever
play shiver me timbers? Tara: I'm not really much for the timber.
- Buffy: When I
kissed you you know I was talking about Giles right? Spike: I
always wondered about you two.
- Buffy: Is
that why your always cleaning your glasses, so you don't see what we're doing? G: Tell
- Spike: Do you
even like me? Buffy: Sometimes. Spike: But you
like what I do to you.
- Buffy: If
you're wildly curious, yeah it hurts. Spike: I'm sorry, or good!.
- Spike: Do you
trust me? Buffy: Never.
- Spike: I'm just saying vampires get you
hot. B: A vampire got me hot but he's gone you're just convienient.
What are we doing? Spike: Moving On.
- Xander: We
both know things might get ugly at wickapaluzza but if it gets bad Anya:
Let me guess you'll propose?
This isn't goin to get all sexy is it? Willow: I'd be shocked.
I even posted a few love poems back in the day. X: Love Poems? W:
I'm over you now sweetie.
Welcome to Thunderdome. Andrew: Two men enter one man leaves.
Your a gay woman and he isn't! W: This isn't about his physical
presence. A: His physical presence has a penis!
been in here 30 minutes what are you doing? Andy: Entertaining and
educating. Anya: WHy can't you just masterbate like the rest of us?
Cause if I get vamped I'm going to bite your ass. Xander: Wouldn't be
the first time.
Damn, I never knew you were
that cool. Buffy: Well you always were a little slow.
He won't stop until he kills me. Spike: Yet here you are wlaking
- B: You
shredded my outfit. Dawn: I'll buy you a new one B: I don't
want a new cheerleading outfit. X: Llet's not be hasty.
Maybe that's your power, seeing knowing. X: Maybe it is, maybe I
should get a cape.
The weasel wants to sing X: He's primed I'll be pumping him in no
time...He'll give us information soon.
- Faith: "Thank God we're hot chicks
with superpowers." Buffy: "Takes the edge off." Faith:
- Angel: "Everyone's got a
You know I started it, the whole having a soul. Buffy: "Are you twelve?" Angel: "I'm getting the brush off
for captain peroxide."
- Spike: "He wears lifts you
know." Buffy: "One of these days I'm going to put you two
in a room and let you wrestle it out, there could be oil of some kind
- Buffy: I love you.
Spike: No you don't but thanks for saying it.
Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well and if you make me miss it.
G: you'll what? Lick me to death?
Oww Dawn: dumb ass
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