- I'm Mr. Giles the librarian.
- The Earth is doomed.
- Willow do shut up.
- I'll just get in my time
machine and ask the vampires to postpone the prophecy while you take in dinner and a show.
- Xander has taken to teasing the
less fortunate, noticeable change in clothing and demeanor.....he's turned into a 16 year
old boy, of course you'll have to kill him.
- I must say that as a
slayer you're doing pretty well.
- Xander: How
could you let her go? G: As the purple area on my jaw will attest I did
not let her go.
- If it's guilt your looking for
Buffy I'm not your man the only thing you'll get from me is my support and my respect.
- In my years as watcher I've
buried too many people but Jenny was the first I've loved.
- Giles on football
- I trust I gave good sqirm.
- Hunter: It's good to get the fruit
while it's fresh. Giles: You'd be wise to take that back.
- Leaving aside for a moment my
youth and beauty.
- And I shall be wearing pink
taffeta as chenille will not go with my complexion. Can we please talk about the
- Buffy: Why do I put up with
this? Giles: Because it is your destiny and because I just bought 20 Coco-rific candy
- You listen to me I'm your
watcher so you do what I tell you so sod off!
- Well then let's do something,
let's find the demon and kick the crap out of it.
- Session interrupted? Who said you
could interrupt you stupid useless fad! I said fad and I'll say it again.
- .....but sadly I must remind
you that Angel tortured me for hours, for pleasure.... You have no respect for me or the
job I perform.
- All we know is that the fate of the
entire world depends on, did you eat all the jellies?
- Right, bloody pricless!
- Interestingly I don't give a rat's
ass about the council's orders.
- We have to find Buffy something
terribles happened. Just kidding I thought I'd give you a scare.
- She said I was an absent male
role model, absent my ass. Bet I'm twice the man she is.
- I will not squat in that dank
hole. Spike: What it was good enough for me but you're above it all? Giles:
- Oh for God's sake this is
- I'm down with the new music.
- You have no idea how much
thrashing you is going to improve my day.
- In the midst of all that do
you really think they were keeping it up? Oh for a different phrasing.
- Zander just because this is
never going to work is no reason to be negative.
- Much as I long for a good
kegger, I have other plans.
- You never train with me anymore
he's going to kick your ass. Buffy: Giles! G: Sorry was that a bit honest?
- Stop whatever your doing
you smell like fruit roll-ups.
- Bloody humans!
- Spike: You've
picked up a tail. G: Yes just a little one it hurts when I sit.
- What am I? I'm an unemployed
librarian with a tendency to get knocked on the head.
- Well I'm not dead or unconscious
so I say bravo for me.
- We need to arrange the candles
and we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk.
- We listened to aggressively
cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance.....
- Did you see that? Real
live customers, they came in, I gave them things, they gave me money, brilliant.
- We are not your friends, we are
not your way to Buffy, clear out of here, and Spike, get over it, move the Hell on.
- I'm so proud of you, you've come
so far, you're everything a watcher... I could have hoped for.
- I was trying to avoid a scene really.
Willow: Like we'd make a scene. Giles: Not you, me.
- If anything calamitous should
happen history suggests it'll happen to one of us.
- Anya is a wonderful former
vengeance demon and I'm sure you'll spend many years of non Hell dimensional bliss.
- There are no ooglie booglies
- Spike: Don't
be a stupid... Giles: If I want your opinion I'll...I'll never want your
- The magics
you've channeled are ferocious and primal and you are lucky to be alive you
rank arrogant amateur!
- You rank arrogant
- You're a very stupid girl.
- You're... Buffy:
a miracle. Giles: Yes, but then I always thought so.
- I'd like to test that theory.
- Do you want to
- You think I'm
evil if I bring a bunch of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?
- How can
anyone think about their social life, these girls are in danger.
Didn't you see the flashcards?
- We all feel
each other! Including some of us who don't know each other well enough to
take such liberties.
- The earth is definitely
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