- I don't want to hurt you baby,
but it doesn't mean I won't.
- Buffy:Do we really need weapons
for this? Spike: I just like them they make me feel all manly.
- It's a big rock, I can't wait to tell my friends, they don't have a rock
- She didn't even care enough to
cut my head off or set me on fire, now is that too much to ask.
- The last time I looked in on you
two you were fighting to the death now you making googly eyes at each other, makes me want
- Your not friends, you never be
friends, you'll be in love until it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag but....
- I may be love's bitch but at
least I'm man enough to admit it.
- I hate being obvious all fangy
and grr. Takes the mystery out.
- Your blondy bear is here to
- Oww, bloody Hell!
- I just can't take all this
mamby pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians...... (whole speech)
- Love hurts baby.
- Oh someone put a steak in me
- I don't want you
crawling back here the second teen witches magic goes all wonkey or little Zander cuts a
- You take the killing for
granted, and then it's gone and your like I'd wish I'd appreciated it more....
- Harmony: I've been doing my
homework reading books and stuff. Spike:What evil for dummies?
- This is the crack team that
foils my every move? I am deeply shamed.
- Oh pouty, look at that lip.
Gonna get it.
- What am I a beedin' broken
record? I'm bad!
- And your what shocked and
disappointed I'm evil.
- Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he
doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.
- Come on vampires! Let's
annihilate them for justice and the safety of
puppies, Christmas right...
- Come on now it's telly
- What can I tell you baby I've
always been bad.
- God knows you need some
satisfaction in life after shagging captain cardboard. and I never liked you anyway.....
- Sometimes I think I got the better
deal, to be that close to her and not have her.......
- Hey gramps bloody step on it.
- You know you should be afraid of
me? I'm bad.
- I liked the lady she was decent,
she always had a nice cup-a for me and she never treated me like a freak.
- I love you, you're all I bloody
think about, dream about, you're in my gut I'm drowning in you Summers...
- I'm willing to wager when all is
said and done Buffy likes it rough.
- Is everyone here very stoned?
- I know you never loved me. I
know that I'm a monster, but you treat me like a man.
- What the bleeding Hell is wrong
with you bloody women!.... Why do you bitches torture me!
- Oh poor watcher. Did your life
pass before your eyes? Cup a tea, cup a tea, almost got shagged, cup a tea.
- The things you do, the way you
make it hurt in all the wrong places, I've never been with such an animal.
- Wanna step away for a minute love?
I'll let you blow out my candles.
- You try to be with them but you
always end up in the dark with me.
- Isn't this usually the part
where you get up and kick me in the head and run out virtue fluttering.
- Damn fluorescent lights make me
- Randy Giles? Why not just call me
horny Giles or desperate for a shag Giles.
- Feel like a bit of the rough
- You chose to be in the
customer service profession and I'm a consumer, service me.
- That's not your world you
belong in the shadows with me.
- Help me out here Spock I
don't speak loser.
- You always hurt the one you
- I may be dirt but your the
one who likes to roll in it slayer.
- Vampires get
- Here we are
now, entertain us.
- Big Bad's
back and he's ready for a little death.
- Angel's dull as
a table lamp and we have very different coloring.
- No need to
thank me I'm just the one who beat him off...repelled him would be a
- Get up, get
out, get drunk, repeat as needed.
- When I say I love you it's not because...
- Oh bullocks!
- A hundred plus years and there is only one
thing I've ever been sure of, you.
- I'm drowning in
- Would you sod off!
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