Buffy Sound Shrine



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  What kind of a girlie name is Angel anyway.
Buffy I like you a lot, and we've had experiences......but I want more I want to dance with you.
I laugh in the face of danger then I hide until it goes away.
Come on slayer I like it when you're scared, the more I scare you the better you smell.
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That's it, 12 years of you and I'm snapping, I don't care if you're a girl or not I'm throwing down!
A bonus day of class plus Cordillia, mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever.
You got to wake up I need you Will, who am I going to call every night, you're my best friend, I love you
Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?  Zander:I'm seventeen, looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
........If Giles wants to go after the fiend that murdered his girlfriend then I say faster pussycat, kill, kill.
I'm talking to you you big cootie!
It's officially nippy, so say my nips.
You're not the watcher of me.
Calvery's here. Calvery's a frightened guy with a rock but he's here.
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C: What's the plan? X:The vampire attacks you. The vampire kills you, we watch, we rejoice.
Well I'm sorry I give you barfy feelings.
We're going to need a bigger boat.
It's nice to know when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass.
Let's put this bitch in the ground.
I like the quiet.
Faith: You up for it?  Xander: Oh I'm up, I'm suddenly very up.
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Can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis.
Nothing can defeat the penis!
You want sex? Let's have sex right here, hot sweaty big sex.
When it's dark and I'm all alone, and I'm scared I always think what would Buffy do? You're my hero.
OK sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone I think what is Buffy wearing.
I hate to break it to you bud but your not the big bad anymore, your not even the kind of naughty.
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Yes master.
Where's the creep that turned me into a spider eating man bitch.
.....I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey.
Anya are you trying to use the hot plate again?
I'm in love with you, powerfully, painfully in love, ......You make me feel like I've never felt before, like a man.
Anya, you wanna marry me?
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Awesome chicks relax, I am a man and I have a tool.
You've been going at it too hard we hardly ever see you, what with slinging the double meat and pounding the big evil.
You have some weird friends.   Xander: News from the file marked duh.
I'm not ready, I can't An I'm sorry
You let that evil soulless thing touch you? You wanted me to feel something? It worked, I look at you and I feel sick.
Buffy: It just happened OK? Xander: Oh like, say your evil, get on me?
Boys if you don't knock it off I will pull this car over and you can just walk to your painful deaths from here.
Respect the cruller and tame the donut. Anya: That's still funny sweetie.
It's your lucky night, considering your dog got ate up....can I freshen up your tea?
This girl's giving death a long, sloppy word kiss, she has a yen for the big dirt nap.
When our friends go all crazy and start killing people we help them.  Willow: Sitting right here.
If there's a mass murdering demon that your say boning, then it's all gray area.
Daddy Like  
Now get off the boy Buffy we're going home.
They'll never know how tough it is Dwaine, to be the one who isn't chosen, to live so near to....(90kb zip)
I'm going gay, I've decided I'm turning gay.  Willow, gay me up, come on, let's gay.
Come on let's get this gay show on the gay road help me out here.
Hey party in my eye socket and everyone is invited.
If you think Buffy is all about the kill then you take the little bus to battle, I've seen....
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