- What kind of a girlie name
is Angel anyway.
- Buffy I like you a lot, and
we've had experiences......but I want more I want to dance with you.
- I laugh in the face of danger
then I hide until it goes away.
- Come on slayer I like it when
you're scared, the more I scare you the better you smell.
- That's it, 12 years of you
and I'm snapping, I don't care if you're a girl or not I'm throwing down!
- A bonus day of class plus
Cordillia, mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever.
- You got to wake up I need you
Will, who am I going to call every night, you're my best friend, I love you
- Cordelia: Does looking at
guns make you want to have sex? Zander:I'm seventeen, looking at linoleum makes me
want to have sex.
- ........If Giles wants to
go after the fiend that murdered his girlfriend then I say faster pussycat, kill, kill.
- I'm talking to you you big
- It's officially nippy, so say my
- You're not the watcher of me.
- Calvery's here. Calvery's a frightened guy with a rock but he's here.
- C: What's the
plan? X:The vampire attacks you. The vampire kills you, we watch, we
- Well I'm sorry I give you barfy
- We're going to need a bigger boat.
- It's nice to know when the
chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your
- Let's put this bitch in the
- I like the quiet.
- Faith: You up for it? Xander: Oh I'm
up, I'm suddenly very up.
- Can we come rocketing back to
the part about me and my new syphilis.
- Nothing can defeat the penis!
- You want sex? Let's have sex
right here, hot sweaty big sex.
- When it's dark and I'm all alone,
and I'm scared I always think what would Buffy do? You're my hero.
- OK sometimes when it's dark
and I'm all alone I think what is Buffy wearing.
- I hate to break it to you bud but your not the big bad anymore, your not
even the kind of naughty.
- Yes master.
- Where's the creep that turned
me into a spider eating man bitch.
- .....I'm sick of being the
guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. I'm finished being everybody's butt
- Anya are you trying to use the
hot plate again?
- I'm in love with you, powerfully,
painfully in love, ......You make me feel like I've never felt before, like a man.
- Anya, you wanna marry me?
- Awesome chicks relax, I am a man and I
have a tool.
- You've been going at it too hard
we hardly ever see you, what with slinging the double meat and pounding the big evil.
- You have some weird friends.
Xander: News from the file marked duh.
- I'm not ready, I can't An I'm
- You let that evil soulless
thing touch you? You wanted me to feel something? It worked, I look at you
and I feel sick.
- Buffy: It just happened OK? Xander: Oh like, say your evil, get on me?
- Boys if you don't knock it off I will pull this car over and you can just
walk to your painful deaths from here.
- Respect the cruller
and tame the donut.
Anya: That's still funny sweetie.
- It's your lucky
night, considering your dog got ate up....can I freshen up your tea?
- This girl's
giving death a long, sloppy word kiss, she has a yen for the big dirt nap.
- When our
friends go all crazy and start killing people we help them. Willow:
Sitting right here.
- If there's a mass
murdering demon that your say boning, then it's all gray area.
- Daddy Like
- Now get off
the boy Buffy we're going home.
- They'll never
know how tough it is Dwaine, to be the one who isn't chosen, to live so near
- I'm going gay,
I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up, come on, let's gay.
- Come on let's
get this gay show on the gay road help me out here.
- Hey party in my eye socket and everyone is
- If you think Buffy is all about the kill then you take the little bus to
battle, I've seen....
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