Season

One

• "When convention and science offer us no answers might we finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility." (58kb)
• "Do you think I'm spooky?" (17kb)
• "Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials." (34kb)
• "I'm not crazy Scully, I have the same doubts you do." (35kb)
• "Later Dude" (66kb)
• "You look thin." (9kb)
• "You wouldn't shoot an unarmed man, would ya copper?" (49kb)
• "You can get the next mutant." (26kb)
• "Do you think they'd have taken me more seriously if I 'd worn the gray suit?" (51kb)
• "It's over Scully." (10kb)
• "I want to believe." (29kb)
• "Can I buy you a drink?" (15kb)
• "They tell me even though my deodorant is made for a woman it's strong enough for a man."(61kb)
• "I know what I saw Scully, I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger." (102kb)
• "I'll get you you son of a bitch!" (21kb)
• "How can I disprove lies that are stamped with an official seal...." (98kb zip)
• "Rugged manly men in the full bloom of their manhood" (26kb)
• Byers"....the most evil force of the 21st century." Mulder "Barney?" (66kb)

 

Season

Two

• "Nojo on the rojo" (43kb)
• "Let the truth be known though the heavens fall." (45kb)
• "I always thought when I got older I'd take a cruise somewhere, this isn't exactly what I had in mind ,the service on this ship is terrible Scully."(40kb zip)
• "I may not have the x-files but I still have my work, I still have you, and I still have myself." (138k zip)
• Mr. Knutt:"You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly alluring." Mulder: "You'd be surprised how many men do as well." (146k)
• Blockhead: "Did you know you can train your testicles to draw up inside your abdomen?" Mulder: "I'm doing that as we speak." (151kb)
• "Hey Scully, can you spare a prophylactic?" (42kb)
• "Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you Scully" (21kb)
• "Pardon my rubber" (6kb)

 

Season Three

• "Scully you are the only one I trust." (30kb)
• "I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast." (52kb)
• "Be my guest, I know how much you like slapping on the latex." (48kb)
• "You never draw my bath." (31kb)
• "You've lost some weight recently haven't you?" (28kb)
• "Greetings from planet Earth." (22kb)
• "I didn't get his name I was too busy getting my ass kicked." (44kb)
• "Ooo, I just got a chill down my back." (38kb)
• Sceam from Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space' (16kb)
• "Are you coming on to me, Scully?" (24kb)
• "I just got very turned on." (30kb)
• "I was a dead man, now I'm back." (40kb)
• "You know that a gunshot to the stomach is the most painful way to die, and when I miss I tend to miss low." (97kb)

 

Season

Four

• "Believe the lie." (25kb)
• "You were there Scully, you saw it, you heard it. Why can't you feel it?" (70kb)
• "Find yourself a man with a spotless genetic makeup, a high tolerance for being second guessed and start pumping out the little uberscullys."(77kb)
• "Put on something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching." (42kb)
• "What, have you got a date or something?" (14kb)
• "Ennie meanie, chilli beani, the spirits are about to speak" (41kb)
• "Muy incredible no?" (34kb)

Season

Five

• "Scully you have to believe me, nobody else on this planet does or ever will, you're my one in 5 billion."   (53kb)
• "Is this the Pepsi Challenge?" (38kb)
• "C'mon Scully get those little legs movin'" (42kb)
• "Oh, Shi....." (from Bad Blood open 45kb)
• "Partay" (18kb)
• "Who cut the cheese?" (14kb)
• "Try any of that Tailhook crap on me Scully and I'll kick your ass." (48kb)
• Mulder sings the theme to Shaft (116kb zip)
• Skinner: "Scully, Mulder" Mulder: "I was drugged." (49kb)
• "There shutting us down Scully."(27kb)
• "That's official FBI business." (31kb)
• "You lookin' at me? There ain't nobody else here, you must be looking at me...You want a piece of this?" (104kb)
• "FBI...F...B...I" (74kb)
• "Should we be picking out china patterns or what?" (42kb)
• "Monsters? I'm your boy." (54kb)
• "Scully... Marry me." (38kb)
• "Is this boyish display of agility turning you on at all Scully?" (42kb)

Fight the Future

• "Cowardly Lion, Scarecrow, Toto." (64kb)
• "I don't know if I want to do this alone, I don't know if I even can, and if I quit now they win." (113k)
• "You've kept me honest, you made me a whole person. I owe you everything and Scully you owe me nothing." (118k)
• "You can't quit now Scully, I need you on this." (69kb)
• "We should call in a bomb threat to Houston, it's free beer night..." (60kb)
• Mulder's bar rant to waitress "They call me spooky...."(123kb zip)

 

Season

Six

• "Sounds like crap when you say it." (13kb)
• "What does it take; for this thing to come up and bite you on the ass?" (39kb)
• "Next time I'll wear a clown suit and do balloon tricks." (41kb)
• "It's Mr. Mulder to you you peanut picking bastard." (49kb)
• "On behalf of the international Jewish conspiracy I need to tell you were almost out of gas." (102kb)
• "Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Johnny Cash." (54kb)
• "Actually that was a left cheek sneak." (29kb)
• "Hey Grandma Top Gun would you shut the Hell up!" (59kb)
• "Hi my name is Fox Mulder we used to sit next to each other at the FBI." (89kb)
• "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." (32kb)
• "I'm telling you that cow had my name on it." (36kb)
• "I do not gaze at Scully." (46kb)
• "Hey home girl, word up." (36kb)
• "There must be some kind of mistake, I signed up for the aromatherapy treatment." (59kb)
• "I hear gray is the new black." (28kb)
• "I didn't hear the magic word." (23kb)
• Gasp from "One Son" (16kb)
• "I'm having the best day of my life, any minute now I'm going to burst into song.  Zippidy do dah." (87kb)
• "Son of a.....doh!" (38kb)
• "Woman get back in here and make me a sandwich." (49kb)
• "Bring it on." (25kb)
• "Not a bad piece of ash huh?   The bat I'm talking about the bat." (32kb)
• "You get a biscuit Scully." (14kb)
• "Let's just say it ends with you doing the naked pretzel with the stranger in a bed in an unfurnished forth floor apartment." (46kb)
• "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" (13kb) 
• It's official, I am a horses ass." (27kb)
• "Everytime I bring you a new case we go through this pufunctury dance and you tell me I'm off my nutt...." (80kb)
• "My work here is done, have a nice day." (52kb)
• "Wanna make that honeymoon video now?" (15kb)

Season Seven

• "Bear with us 'cause were old and stupid." (19kb)
• "Buckle up Scully I believe Chuck is about to take us on a ride through the paranormal" (34kb)
• "This is Fox Mulder leave a message after the.. beep."(22kb)
• "We'll have it our way." (7kb)
• "The plot thickens" (7kb)
• "You show me your theory I'll show you mine." (18kb)
• "That's our job that's why they pay us the big bucks." (26kb)
• "I'd be checking my shorts for cake." (23kb)
• "The camera doesn't always tell the whole story." (15kb)
• "We came, we saw, we conquered." (20kb)
• "Well that's just cheating." (12kb)
• "Your a beep damn sheriff's deputy, on National TV, so don't be afraid, cowboy up!" (54kb)
• "It all depends on how they edit it together." (19kb)
• "Now that's entertainment." (13kb)
• "I don't know about you Scully but I'm feeling the need to blast the crap out of something." (38kb)
• "That's not really fair is it." (14kb)
• Cop: "It's hard to be on the fast track when everyone thinks your nuts." Mulder: "Tell me about it." (56kb)
• Woman "Do you have a significant other?" Mulder: "Not in the widely understood definition of that term." (50kb)
• "Go ahead Scully, keep me guessing." (23kb)
• "Smoke 'em if you got 'em" (12kb)
• "I think that there's another possibility here and that's just that your a bitch!" (32kb)
• "What's our punishment this time thumb screw or 40 lashes?"(31kb)
• Mulder sings the I dream of Jeanie theme (87kb)
• "Sir have I pissed you off in a way that's more than normal?"
• "No sh.. sherlock" (16kb)
• "And I'm not wearing any pants right now." (16kb)
• Skinner "I want to apologize for coming down on you. M: "I appreciate that Skinman." Skinner: "Don't call me that." M: "Yes Sir." (65kb)
• The bed speech "..there has to be an end, Scully."(83kb zip)

Season

Eight

• "This is America, just because you get more votes doesn't mean you win." (28kb)
• Doggett: "You really believe that agent Mulder?" Mulder:" I'm not really a good test for questions like that I'll believe almost anything." (60kb)
• Frohike:"You've been dead 6 months and you still look...Mulder and Melvin's reunion (112kb)
• "We call it the miracle of life, essence transforming into existence."(105kb zip)
• "I'm sorry agent Doggetts gone fishing, can I take a message please?" (29kb)
• "I have no idea where I fit in." (13kb)
• "Who says you can;t go home again?" (14kb)
• "I'm out I'm 86ed agent Doggett." (22kb)
• "Kirsh catch you peeing in his corn flakes?" (16kb)
• "As weird as this may sound I just wouldn't want this to come between us."(63kb)
• "It's not something I get asked to do every day." (27kb)
• "But I'm absolutely flattered." (21kb)
• "Anybody miss me?" (10kb)
• "The pizza man is not above suspicion." (22kb)
• "Who are you?" (16kb)
• "Oprah, I watch a lot of Oprah." (16kb)
• "Answer the phone agent Doggett, your in charge here now." (35kb)
• "I'm having a little trouble processing." (19kb)
• "Your going to have this baby and I'm going to do everything I can to protect it." (35kb)
• "When he gets old enough you tell the kid I went down swinging." (26kb)
• "He's got your coloring and your eyes but he looks suspiciously like Asst. Director Skinner."(48kb)