SEASON 4

         A TRIP TO THE MOON
David: You see that lady there?  Maddie: David.  David: I think that I have fallen  madly and completely, head over heals in love with her.
David: I love you Maddie.  Maddie: I love you David.  
Maddie: It's me telling you it's over. Over David, period.  I'll sell the agency, you'll find a new job. It's important for my mental health that we get out of each others lives.
Maddie: We're a disaster.  David: No, You're a disaster. I'm euphoric, I'm delirious, I am very very happy.  Maddie: Well I feel empty inside. 

COME BACK LITTLE SHIKSHA

David: Me here, you there, it's unnatural that's what it is. It's yin without yang, vice without versa.  I miss it Maddie, and I miss you.

TAKE A LEFT AT THE ALTER

David: Don't worry, stay in Chicago as long as you need to.  One last thing, this is all a bunch of crap . I'm miserable and I want you to come home.

COOL HAND DAVE II

David: The day she walked into my office I thought destiny was giving me a massage.

FATHER KNOWS LAST

Burt: What an honor sir, to meet the loins from which Maddie Hays sprung.
Burt: What about Blue Moon?! What about the dream?
David: Military test right? New bomb wipes out all the furniture and non-speaking extras, leaves the building intact?
David: We can turn this around you know.  Agnes: Even Camelot didn't last forever it was only one hundred and eighty-one minutes.
Agnes: I used to think you were the greatest boss in the world, but for weeks now you've been letting yourself go to Hell and you've been taking all the rest of us with you. (whole speech)
David: Marry her? Do I love her? Mr. Hays I would give up my life for her. (Whole speech)

TRACKS OF MY TEARS

"David": Does a bear have fur? Does water turn to ice when you freeze it?

 EEK! A SPOUSE!

Maddie: Being David is a wonderful thing. Being David is like a first kiss all the time.
Maddie: Walter, he's more like that white stuff you put in the coffee, but you know what, I like that stuff, you can depend on it hot or cold, it's always there for you.  But that doesn't mean you ever stop loving real milk either.
Agnes: Oh Miss Hays that's the most beautiful thing I ever heard.

MADDIE HAYS GOT MARRIED 

Maddie: I can't believe my own husband wants to marry me.
David: Look, you know the kind of guys Miss Hays goes for. She's a bone structure freak. Look at Sam broad shoulders, trim waist, slim hips.  Think Clint Eastwood, or that guy does those uh...  Burt: Cooler commercials? David: Yeah him.
Maddie: He's conceded and unfeeling, he's as sensitive as a toilet seat and almost as warm.
Maddie: But there's one thing I want you to know.  That I really wish with my whole heart that this was your baby inside me.
Maddie: I don't want to do this David.  David: Louder you're shouting for 2 now.
 
AND THE FLESH WAS MADE WORD
David: I'm not the one who left in the middle of the night for Chicago for 4 and a half months, I'm not the one who met some guy on a train and married him and I'm not the one who divorced him a week later.  I gotta clean slate.
David: I never left so don't talk to me about commitment.  And for God's sake stop asking me how I feel about you. If a guy did to me what you did I'd a knocked his teeth down his throat. You still have your incisors so I guess that means I must still care.  But I don't have to like it.
Maddie: That's funny David you're very funny today, but no that's not it.
 

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