SEASON 5

A WOMB WITH A VIEW

David: Those women are all highly trained specialists in their field.  Maddie: At what? Getting the tassels to spin in opposite directions?

THE COLOR OF MADDIE

David: Your as regular as clockwork, your like old faithful only younger and steamier.  
Man: Unless you want your girlfriend to become part of the wallpaper.  Maddie: I'm not his girlfriend.  David: Yeah, we're pals.
Maddie: Are you sure you can beat this guy?  David: Do balls ball? Is Minnesota fat?

PLASTIC FANTASTIC LOVERS

Maddie: You men always want to put us up on a pedestal or down in the gutter.  David: That way we can look up your dress or down your blouse
Maddie: How can she eat raw fish? David: It's red snapper, an acquired taste.
Maddie: Can you imagine the unnecessary surgery he would have tried to push on me.  David: I betcha 5 bucks it would have involved an emergency radical pantyectomy, he'd have you prepped for surgery lickedy split.

SHIRTS AND SKINS

Maddie: I thought you were gone for the evening.  David: You don't think the writers would let you snoop around in my office with out me catching you do you?
David: Look they worked together they had a mutual attraction they had some laughs it happens all the time but in this case the job goes south and she  yells sexual harassment.  Maddie: Yeah and you yell oink.  Don't you have any principles?  David: Yeah I got a big principle for ya, right here.

TAKE MY WIFE FOR EXAMPLE

Maddie: Let's try something we've never done before. David: You get to be the boy?
Maddie: I always wanted a string of pearls.  David: Yeah you'd look great in a pearl necklace.
Maddie: I'm thinking. David: Yeah right I can hear it.

 I SEE ENGLAND, I SEE FRANCE, I SEE MADDIE'S NETHERWORLD

Maddie: Guess I can be one scary bitch when I wanna.
Maddie: Will you unzip me?  David: Will you unzip me?
Maddie: I'm Maddie Hays this is my associate David Addison.  David: What happened to partner?
Maddie: The client is dead.  David: We can't always get the best actors for these smaller roles.  Maddie: No I mean dead, really dead.
David: We'd stay in touch you and me, it wouldn't be a heaven with out you.  Maddie: Oh David.
David: Your not going to get away with this , this is all being filmed.

THOSE LIPS, THOSE LIES 

Agnes: I'm sorry I don't know what I was doing.  Maddie: Mr. Vilola from the looks of it.
 
PERFETC
Burt: Ellen Dunbar, Newsweek, I'm a big fan.  Woman: Nice to meet you Ellen.

WHEN GIRLS COLLIDE 

Annie: And your easy to be around.  David: And your easy.
Annie: It doesn't bother you that I'm married? David: No, it does not, maybe I'm just an old fashioned guy.  
 
EINE KLEINE NACHT MURDER
Agnes: Oh Miss Hayes is nice enough. She's nicer than nice enough, that's why your going to fall in love with her. By the time that you've finally realized the romance is doomed because she isn't the kind of woman who can fall in love with a mere mortal...(whole speech)

LUNAR ECLIPSE

Agnes: I tried to think of a word to rhyme with cabbage and the only thing I could think of was basement.
Maddie: All we've been through together, the ups the downs, the ins the outs, I just want you to know, I can't imagine not seeing you tomorrow.
Agnes: If there's a God in heaven he'll spin Herbert and I off in our own series.

 

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